A New Archbishop

Poor Rowan Williams. Seems he's in hot holy water after his statement, which he made without meaning to offend anyone, that Sharia law in England was an inevitable event. Moreover, Williams said, in a statement which he made without trying to cause offense to anyone, the imposition of Sharia law in England might not be a bad thing. As Williams noted, without trying to offend anyone, at least Sharia law promotes family values.



Poor slob.



Now his congregation is demanding he step down because he was offensive.




Might I suggest another candidate for Archbishop in the person of Rowan Atkinson? I think he'd do a fine job.