Rewriting Dan Brown, revisited

Here's the earlier post of Rewriting Dan Brown.

Captain Awesome adds this addendum in the style of P.G.Wodehouse.

Also some linkage from another friend.
http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000844.html

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/%7Emyl/languagelog/archives/001628.html

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/001631.html